I have been to 1/2 the gay bars in Montana.

And by 1/2, I actually mean I've been to 1 out of the 2 gay bars in the entire state. A fabulous little place, complete with fog machine. And the cover is only $2 on Saturday night... which is apparently pricey for Billings, as the 2 people in line in front of me left because they weren't willing to pay up. I went with my one of my co-clerks. Good times, good times.